How Do you know You are NET-ADDICT!

* You spend more time on your girlfriend’s home page than with your girlfriend.
* You didn’t know that Firefox was also a movie starring Clint Eastwood.
* Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
* You’ve said “no” to sex in order to view Internet porn.
* You have ur workstation and other stuffs within 1 arm distance.
* You go shopping every week, but you’ve never been inside a mall for a long tym.
* You buy newspaper but read online news only.
* You think that 404 is the number of the beast.
* You find yourself typing “com” after every word, even you press Win+R, notepad.com
* You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don’t have a clue when it happened.
* You crank up your surround-sound whenever leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail/pop-up message arrives.
* All of your friends have an @ in their names.
* When looking at a pageful of someone else’s links, you notice all of them are already highlighted in purple.
* You can’t call your mother…she doesn’t have IRC, ICQ, or Instant Messaging.
* You check your mail. It says “no new messages.” So you check it again.
* Your phone bill comes to your mail box only.
* You code your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL.
* You don’t know the sex of three of your closest friends, because they have gender-neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.
* You name your children Mozilla and Dotcom.
* Your husband tells you he’s had the beard for 2 months.
* You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
* When Cab driver ask you your address you start with 192....
* Your wife makes a new rule: “The computer cannot come to bed.”. So you file for a divorce…online.
* You are so familiar with the WWW that you find the search engines useless.
* You get a tattoo that says “This body best viewed with Internet Explorer 5.0 or higher.”
* You forget what year it is.
* You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 800 hours per month “unlimited.”
* You turn on your computer and turn off your wife.
* Your wife says communication is important in a marriage…so you buy another computer and add her to the network so the two of you can chat.
* You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap…and your child in the overhead compartment.
* You start blaming GTALK for not having scrolling facility.
* After booting your computer you don't touch the mouse, unless you find "Local Area Connection is now connected"
* You have 3 browsers, all of them configured with different homepages!
* You refuse to accept a CD/DVD and type the title of the same on Torrents the same evening.